I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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