is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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