She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Randomize
