I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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