your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She's the barista slut.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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