Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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