People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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