Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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