Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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