Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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