There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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