used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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