Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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