I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
