If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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