I want to stick my p in your. b.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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