about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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