is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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