I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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