4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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