this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I have post one night stand depression
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