I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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