i need an iv and a liver transplant
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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