I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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