sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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