I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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