I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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