Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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