You can't special order awesome
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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