i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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