we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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