Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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