awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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