is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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