I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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