No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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