You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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