You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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