Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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