Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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