belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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