I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Randomize
