Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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