So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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