She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I see more hoeing in ur future
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