i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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