My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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