it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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