Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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