There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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