Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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