it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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