I think im going to throw up on grandma
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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