i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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