The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I know her cup size but not her name....
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