If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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