it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
