Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
