Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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